Jorate

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João, José and Irineu command the máfia in a very far country in the south of Equador. Their field of activities is highly profitable. Indeed, it is the most profitable of all. The the three brothers work day and night with one only purpose: capture hearts and minds. 

To achieve their aim, the mafiosi brothers use Jorate – a nice little monster with three heads, omnipresent, that introduces himself in an extremely seductive way both to men and to tomen, without making any distinction of age, color, race, religion, or sexual option. 

Edição nº 9 - Primeira quinzena de dezembro de 2003.

Before he belonged to the mafiosi brothers, Jorate was trainned by Joseph Goebbels, hitler’s propaganda minister. There he learned that, to capture hearts and minds, it was necessary to work the victm’s emotions. He was also taught that, once you have capturated the emotions of a group, you succeed in taking the group anywhere. 

The mafia commanded by João, José and Irineu earns a lot a money with Jorate. The government – the mafia biggest clients – are used to paying large sums for each heart captured and a fortune for the dominated minds. Since they can be, of course, used in accordance with their interests. 

In the end of last month (november), Jorate reunited thousands of people in the streets. He convinced them that the solution for crimes was the reduction of the penal majority to 16 years. 

No. Jorate is not Hebe Camargo.